This Quiz Thing is getting out of hand.
This is not really the thing to come back to blogging with, but yeesh. You should never have to ask Facebook if you are on a boat. And I'm fully aware that this is a song by the Lonely Island.
A New Career Goal
My new career goal is to become a senior pastor at a megachurch. Essentially a megachurch pastor is the closest you can get to being a medieval bishop. You get a six day weekend by milking your congregants for all they are worth on Sundays. It's almost like feudalism with the congregants as voluntary serfs.
Breaking News: “Automatic Messaging”
Due to recent discoveries by leading linguists, software engineers at the University of Toronto are developing Automatic Messaging software. "What we've discovered is that there are roughly 5 IM (instant messaging) conversations that people have" saidTracy McMillan, head of linguistic studies, at a recent press conference detailing the new software. John Claverty, head of the
Dating tips for Christian Girls…
I think these ten dating tips may be the most important thing a Christian girl ever reads. How I found them is unimportant, how amazing they are is. My personal favorites are: 5: If he reaches his arm around you... Tell him no one will ever be as close to you as Jesus is. (Or
Sweet soon I’ll be able to have two wives… at the same time
Good ol' activist judges... I just saw this from the national post. Apparently a panel of three Ontario justices has decided to legally recognize a lesbian couple and a sperm donor father as the parents (that's right three parents) of a child. I'll lay the greater ramifications of this aside for now. Essentially this is