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Background Scents

Posted on October 8, 2010 by Liam in Europe, Humor, Humour, Travel

Paris is a beautiful city. Everywhere I turn there is another amazing building, beautiful garden, or wonderful mural. The scope and scale of the architecture is astonishing. The Louvre is gigantic for a museum, and it was originally the palace. It is one of many impossibly large buildings in this city. I really only have [...]

Paris is a beautiful city. Everywhere I turn there is another amazing building, beautiful garden, or wonderful mural. The scope and scale of the architecture is astonishing. The Louvre is gigantic for a museum, and it was originally the palace. It is one of many impossibly large buildings in this city. I really only have one complaint: the whole place smells vaguely of urine.

I’m not sure whether the locals notice it, but I don’t think they do, mainly because they all smoke. I don’t blame them for this, in fact I understand. Today was the first time I smelled cigarette smoke and thought it was better than the ostensibly fresh air I was breathing.

I’ve been trying to figure out what came first, the smell or the smoking. I think it was the smell. I’m sure when tobacco arrived the Parisians got right on board. “zeez smellz much beeter zen ze aire we are breathing” I’m sure they all said to each other.

In Canada, as part of our stop smoking legislation, cigarette cartons are required to include a warning that says “Tobacco can reduce your sense of taste and smell.” I don’t think the French should adopt this model, I believe it would only increase sales.

Climate Terminology

Posted on January 21, 2010 by Liam in Art, Dangerous thoughts, Graphs, How unCanadian of me, Humor, Humour, Not Einsteins Relativity

Too much to do today, so I’ll leave Buechner’s memoirs to a later date.  Instead I give you my most recent graph.

Too much to do today, so I’ll leave Buechner’s memoirs to a later date.  Instead I give you my most recent graph.

Climate Change - An History

Study Break #5

Posted on April 16, 2009 by Liam in Humor, Humour, Videos

This is why I use a Mac, it is so much more reliable when you are trying to enslave humanity.

This is why I use a Mac, it is so much more reliable when you are trying to enslave humanity.

Study Break #1

Posted on April 13, 2009 by Liam in A.D.D., Humor, Humour

It isn’t the first for me, but it might be the first for you.   Airplane, from College Humor.

It isn’t the first for me, but it might be the first for you.  

Airplane, from College Humor.

Best Ad Ever.

Posted on February 21, 2009 by Liam in A.D.D., Humor, Humour

For those of you who missed the Superbowl. This may be the greatest thing to happen to paid for airtime.

For those of you who missed the Superbowl. This may be the greatest thing to happen to paid for airtime.

The Barack Obama Soundboard

Posted on February 18, 2009 by Liam in A.D.D., Go check this out, Humor, Humour

Someone brilliant discovered a number of passages from Barack Obama’s reading of “Dreams of my Father” that are of dubious moral character.  If you are as easily amused as I am you will get a kick out of hearing the President of the United States saying “you ain’t my bitch.” HT: Althouse

Someone brilliant discovered a number of passages from Barack Obama’s reading of “Dreams of my Father” that are of dubious moral character.  If you are as easily amused as I am you will get a kick out of hearing the President of the United States saying “you ain’t my bitch.”

HT: Althouse

Schizo Garfield

Posted on December 8, 2008 by Liam in Go check this out, Humor, Humour

This really changes the whole tenor of the comic strip.  A Garfield without Garfield really just makes Jon look like a nutball. HT: Althouse

This really changes the whole tenor of the comic strip.  A Garfield without Garfield really just makes Jon look like a nutball.

Garfield minus Garfield

HT: Althouse

All I can muster…

Posted on December 7, 2008 by Liam in A.D.D., Humor, Humour

Historians are reporters of the olds.

Historians are reporters of the olds.

Today's random scientific fact.

Posted on September 1, 2008 by Liam in A.D.D., Entertaining myself to death, Humor, Humour, Random Fact of the Day

Slugs are just lazy snails.

Slugs are just lazy snails.

Richard Dawkins Rapping.

Posted on April 2, 2008 by Liam in Dangerous thoughts, Humor, Humour, Religion, Videos

It’s rare that parody is this good. The music kicks in around a minute in. I’m guessing by the “expelled” stamped on the forehead of the guy at the beginning that this is part of the advertising for that Ben Stein documentary. Regardless it is hilarious and the beat is pretty awesome.

It’s rare that parody is this good. The music kicks in around a minute in. I’m guessing by the “expelled” stamped on the forehead of the guy at the beginning that this is part of the advertising for that Ben Stein documentary. Regardless it is hilarious and the beat is pretty awesome.